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IT'S MADE OUT OF FUCKING COOKIES

This used to be protomen and ponies. Now it's cat pictures and whining.
Apr 18 '14


teal-deer said: … Apply for a job aty office. Am serious we’re hiring

more info plz

Apr 18 '14
TMC Podcast - Episode 11 "That's Not What "Consecrate" Means!

octogetintherobot:

tmcpodcast:

In this week’s episode we celebrate the return of spring and all the things that come with it. Find out if this is the episode that get’s us banned from Denny’s for life.

Recipe of the week: lamb chops with yogurt sauce

Fan of the show? Be sure to “like” us on Facebook!

posted a new episode today

Apr 18 '14

you know who else lives for the applause?

No literally, she will die otherwise.

Apr 18 '14

fairydoll said: the assistant manager i mean

YES lol I know she goes to fallout but I didn’t know y’all knew her XD

Apr 18 '14

fairydoll said: this might be a weird question but is your new district manager a tall blonde?

no, she’s a red head. our new assistant manager is, however

Apr 18 '14

If working at Teavana is doing one thing for me it’s teaching me how to play people, like saying what they want to hear or mirroring their mannerisms to make them feel what I want them to feel.

My manager feels so damn comfortable around me that he just spills his guts about anything and everything to an uncomfortable level but sometimes that info really works in my favor.

Also our new district manager was at our store today and everyone else is like ‘omg she’s so mean she’s so awful omg I hate her’ but I just spoke clearly and stood my ground during our one on one and mirrored her body language to notice that she was pretty anxious and is probably hiding a great deal of fear behind her manager mask.

This is creepy and I don’t like doing it. Also I’m a turbo introvert so doing this exhausts me no wonder I feel like death when I get home. Can I just have a desk job where I can fill out spreadsheets and not be manipulative to survive?

Apr 18 '14

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

(Source: maimedlion)

Apr 18 '14

spicyshimmy:

don’t ever let tumblr make you believe that

  • mages are any less deserving of rights
  • you can’t turn into a giant spider
  • fine dwarven crafts come from anywhere other than orzammar
Apr 18 '14
protofans:

Photo by BrandonHambright.com

spot the ben

protofans:

Photo by BrandonHambright.com

spot the ben

Apr 18 '14

(Source: videohall)