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CAT SAYS HELLO WITH MEOW

This used to be protomen and ponies. Now it's cat pictures and whining.
Oct 21 '14
tokensthearcadepony:

carrotcatmd:

STORY:On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill. Me: ‘Hi, I’d like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.’ Server: ‘That’ll be $1.04. Eat in?’ Me: ‘No, it’s to go.’ At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. Server: ‘Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.’ He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot.The following conversation occurs between the two of them:Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?’ Manager: ‘No. A what?’ Server: ‘A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me…’ Manager: ‘Ask for something else. There’s no such thing as a $2 bill.’ Server: ‘Yeah, thought so.’ He comes back to me and says, ‘We don’t take these.Do you have anything else?’ Me: ‘Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why? Server: ‘I don’t know.’ Me: ‘See here where it says legal tender?’ Server: ‘Yeah.’ Me: ‘So, why won’t you take it?’ Server: ‘Well, hang on a sec.’ He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I’m a shoplifter, and says to him, ‘He says I have to take it.’Manager: ‘Doesn’t he have anything else?’ Server: ‘Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change. Manager: ‘I’m not opening the safe with him in here.’ Server: ‘What should I do?’ Manager: ‘Tell him to come back later when he has real money.’ Server: ‘I can’t tell him that! You tell him.’ Manager: ‘Just tell him.’ Server: ‘No way! This is weird. I’m going in back. The manager approaches me and says, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t take big bills this time of night.’Me: ‘It’s only seven o’clock! Well then, here’s a two dollar bill.’ Manager: ‘We don’t take those, either.’ Me: ‘Why not?’ Manager: ‘I think you know why.’ Me: ‘No really, tell me why.’ Manager ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ Me: ‘Excuse me?’ Manager: ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ Me: ‘What on earth for?’ Manager: ‘Please, sir..’ Me: ‘Uh, go ahead, call them.’ Manager: ‘Would you please just leave?’ Me: ‘No.’ Manager: ‘Fine — have it your way then.’ Me: ‘Hey, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?’ At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in. Guard: ‘Yeah, Mike, what’s up?’ Manager (whispering): ‘This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.’ Guard: ‘No kidding! What?’ Manager: ‘Get this. A two dollar bill.’ Guard (incredulous): ‘Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?’ Manager: ‘I don’t know. He’s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.’ Guard: ‘Oh, so the fifty’s fake!’ Manager: ‘No, the two dollar bill is.’ Guard: ‘Why would he fake a two dollar bill?’ Manager : ‘I don’t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?’ Guard: ‘Yeah.’Security Guard walks over to me and……Guard: ‘Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.’ Me: ‘Uh, no.’ Guard: ‘Lemme see ‘em.’ Me: ‘Why?’ Guard: ‘Do you want me to get the cops in here?’ At this point I’m ready to say, ‘Sure, please!’ but I want to eat, so I say, ‘I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I’m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says, Guard: ‘Hey, Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?’ Manager: ‘It’s fake.’ Guard: ‘It doesn’t look fake to me.’ Manager: ‘But it’s a two dollar bill.’ Guard: ‘Yeah? ‘ Manager: ‘Well, there’s no such thing, is there?’ The security guard and I both look at him like he’s an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. 

There actually are people who don’t know that $2 bills exist? Like full grown adults? Damn…..

HOLY SHIT BRO this post is a word for word copy of a story from 1993

tokensthearcadepony:

carrotcatmd:

STORY:

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. 

I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill. 

Me: ‘Hi, I’d like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.’ Server: ‘That’ll be $1.04. Eat in?’ 
Me: ‘No, it’s to go.’ At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. 
Server: ‘Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.’ He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot.

The following conversation occurs between the two of them:

Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?’ 
Manager: ‘No. A what?’ 
Server: ‘A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me…’ 
Manager: ‘Ask for something else. There’s no such thing as a $2 bill.’ 
Server: ‘Yeah, thought so.’ 

He comes back to me and says, ‘We don’t take these.

Do you have anything else?’ 

Me: ‘Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why? 
Server: ‘I don’t know.’ 
Me: ‘See here where it says legal tender?’ 
Server: ‘Yeah.’ 
Me: ‘So, why won’t you take it?’ 
Server: ‘Well, hang on a sec.’ 

He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I’m a shoplifter, and says to him, ‘He says I have to take it.’

Manager: ‘Doesn’t he have anything else?’ 
Server: ‘Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change. 
Manager: ‘I’m not opening the safe with him in here.’ 
Server: ‘What should I do?’ 
Manager: ‘Tell him to come back later when he has real money.’ 
Server: ‘I can’t tell him that! You tell him.’ 
Manager: ‘Just tell him.’ 
Server: ‘No way! This is weird. I’m going in back. 

The manager approaches me and says, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t take big bills this time of night.’

Me: ‘It’s only seven o’clock! Well then, here’s a two dollar bill.’ 
Manager: ‘We don’t take those, either.’ 
Me: ‘Why not?’ 
Manager: ‘I think you know why.’ 
Me: ‘No really, tell me why.’ 
Manager ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ 
Me: ‘Excuse me?’ 
Manager: ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ 
Me: ‘What on earth for?’ 
Manager: ‘Please, sir..’ 
Me: ‘Uh, go ahead, call them.’ 
Manager: ‘Would you please just leave?’ 
Me: ‘No.’ 
Manager: ‘Fine — have it your way then.’ 
Me: ‘Hey, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?’ 

At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect.

A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in. 

Guard: ‘Yeah, Mike, what’s up?’ 
Manager (whispering): ‘This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.’ 
Guard: ‘No kidding! What?’ 
Manager: ‘Get this. A two dollar bill.’ 
Guard (incredulous): ‘Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?’ 
Manager: ‘I don’t know. He’s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.’ 
Guard: ‘Oh, so the fifty’s fake!’ 
Manager: ‘No, the two dollar bill is.’ 
Guard: ‘Why would he fake a two dollar bill?’ 
Manager : ‘I don’t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?’ 
Guard: ‘Yeah.’


Security Guard walks over to me and……

Guard: ‘Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.’ 
Me: ‘Uh, no.’ 
Guard: ‘Lemme see ‘em.’ 
Me: ‘Why?’ 
Guard: ‘Do you want me to get the cops in here?’ 

At this point I’m ready to say, ‘Sure, please!’ but I want to eat, so I say, ‘I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I’m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says, 

Guard: ‘Hey, Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?’ 
Manager: ‘It’s fake.’ 
Guard: ‘It doesn’t look fake to me.’ 
Manager: ‘But it’s a two dollar bill.’ 
Guard: ‘Yeah? ‘ 
Manager: ‘Well, there’s no such thing, is there?’ 

The security guard and I both look at him like he’s an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.

Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. 

There actually are people who don’t know that $2 bills exist? Like full grown adults? Damn…..

HOLY SHIT BRO this post is a word for word copy of a story from 1993

Oct 21 '14
Oct 21 '14

any meme with a cat, is a meme that’s right for my family

Oct 21 '14

image

(Source: thegestianpoet)

Oct 21 '14

Let’s Talk About… Con Plague

stayneurotic:

pandavalkyrie:

friendly-cosplay-advice:

What is it? It’s the name given to that non-specific “sick” feeling many people experience during a convention, or shortly after it ends.

What causes it?
Con plague can be caused by one/any combination of the things listed below:

  • Dehydration
  • Too many snack foods/not enough real food
  • Lack of sleep
  • Too much alcohol
  • Coming into contact with a person who is sick
  • Overheating
  • Wearing an uncomfortable costume for too long

There are more causes of Con Plague, but these are the top contributors.

What are some symptoms?
Since Con Plague can be caused by many things, there is no one set of symptoms. Some common ailments include:

  • A headache that doesn’t go away
  • Feeling overly tired/exhausted
  • Nausea
  • Body aches
  • Cold-like symptoms (runny nose, cough, sore throat)
  • Red, dry eyes
  • Fever

How do I avoid Con Plague?
Thankfully, most of the symptoms of Con Plague are easily avoidable by doing simple tasks such as washing your hands, or remembering to drink enough water. Here are some other tips:

  • Eat real food at least once- A side-salad at Burger King, or a yogurt parfait at McDonald’s are better than trying to survive an entire weekend on Pocky and shrimp chips.
  • Sleep- No, seriously, sleep. Three hours a night won’t eat up too much of your time at the con, and you’ll feel so much better if you do.
  • Balance alcohol with water- Not just a con tip, but a drinking tip in general. For every alcoholic beverage you have, drink a glass of water with it.
  • Take a break- Give yourself a 10-15 minute break every few hours. Maybe visit a panel, or watch an episode of that new anime you’ve been meaning to see. Just do something where you are mostly able to relax.

Rule 721 yo

Rule 721

I thought it was 621 :(

Maybe for you youngins but for old timers like me it’s upped to 7

//yes I goofed it’s 621

Oct 21 '14

Let’s Talk About… Con Plague

friendly-cosplay-advice:

What is it? It’s the name given to that non-specific “sick” feeling many people experience during a convention, or shortly after it ends.

What causes it?
Con plague can be caused by one/any combination of the things listed below:

  • Dehydration
  • Too many snack foods/not enough real food
  • Lack of sleep
  • Too much alcohol
  • Coming into contact with a person who is sick
  • Overheating
  • Wearing an uncomfortable costume for too long

There are more causes of Con Plague, but these are the top contributors.

What are some symptoms?
Since Con Plague can be caused by many things, there is no one set of symptoms. Some common ailments include:

  • A headache that doesn’t go away
  • Feeling overly tired/exhausted
  • Nausea
  • Body aches
  • Cold-like symptoms (runny nose, cough, sore throat)
  • Red, dry eyes
  • Fever

How do I avoid Con Plague?
Thankfully, most of the symptoms of Con Plague are easily avoidable by doing simple tasks such as washing your hands, or remembering to drink enough water. Here are some other tips:

  • Eat real food at least once- A side-salad at Burger King, or a yogurt parfait at McDonald’s are better than trying to survive an entire weekend on Pocky and shrimp chips.
  • Sleep- No, seriously, sleep. Three hours a night won’t eat up too much of your time at the con, and you’ll feel so much better if you do.
  • Balance alcohol with water- Not just a con tip, but a drinking tip in general. For every alcoholic beverage you have, drink a glass of water with it.
  • Take a break- Give yourself a 10-15 minute break every few hours. Maybe visit a panel, or watch an episode of that new anime you’ve been meaning to see. Just do something where you are mostly able to relax.

Rule 721 yo

Rule 721

Oct 21 '14
Oct 21 '14

LITTLE GREY CATS COME OUT TONIGHT

LITTLE GREY CATS COME ONE COME ALL

THE LITTLE GREY MOON IS SHINING BRIGHT

LITTLE CATS COME TO THE LITTLE GREY BALL

Oct 21 '14

Cats the musical is so unrealistic when is the last time you saw a cat spend two hours moving around without taking a four hour nap in between

Oct 21 '14

I went down to the vending machine for a snack and it got caught in the ring and stopped. I sadly accepted the loss of my dollar, until the ring started up again and dropped me two bags instead of one. It’s like, a god damn metaphor for life or some shit